Book Your Astral Travel Plans Today!
You want a vacation—in fact, you need a vacation, but times are tough. Who wants to spend all that money on airfare, hotels, restaurants, liquor, and other necessary vacation expenses? And who wants to wait in line at the airport, anyway?
When you book with Astral Projection Travel Agency, you can save a bundle while seeing all the sights, plus you’ll never have to wait in line!
Here’s how it works: first, you tell us where you want to go. You and your family (or that guy from work with whom you’re having a shameful passionate affair) come to our offices at the appointed time and stretch out on the recliners, chairs, and hammocks in out back room. Our Astral Travel Consultants will put you into a trance using music, incense, crystals, and New Agey junk like that. You’ll float up out of your body in no time.
Soon you’ll be zipping off to your chosen destination! Whether you want to visit the South Pacific Islands, the Great Wall of China, Paris, Venice, or Rio de Janeiro, you’ll find yourself there in no time flat!
Without your body to slow you down, you’ll never have to wait for a thing. Travel out of body to the remote and wild places of the earth—the Amazon, the North Pole—without worrying about bugbites, frostbites, or weird intestinal worms in the drinking water!
But there’s more! Out of body travel means never having to pay admission. Ever. Whether you’re visiting Disney World or the Louvre, you can pass right through the front gates and wander freely inside, never waiting in line, never paying a thing! How’s that for cheap and convenient tourism?
An out-of-body vacation can take you to unforgettable destinations offered by no other travel agency. Stroll the surface of the moon, take in the scenic mountains of Mars, or go zipping around the rings of Saturn—no shirt, no shoes, no oxygen, no problem!
Astral travel—the perfect way for a budget-conscious vacation without all the hassle of food, shelter, or finding a not-too-gross bathroom! End your day with a home-cooked meal and a bed as comfortable as your own, because you’ll be eating and sleeping in your own home at no added expense.
Book your astral vacation today, and just say “no” to overpriced vacations where you have to haul your body around with you! Stop by our office to learn more!
The Unseen by J.L. Bryan has a special release price of 99 cents through Halloween. See his website for details and links: http://jlbryanbooks.com/books/theunseen.html
J.L. Bryan studied English literature at the University of Georgia and at Oxford, with a focus on the English Renaissance and the Romantic period. He also studied screenwriting at UCLA. He enjoys remixing elements of paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, horror and science fiction into new kinds of stories.
He is the author of The Paranormals series (starting with Jenny Pox), The Songs of Magic series, Nomad, and other books. He lives in Atlanta with his wife Christina, his son John, and some dogs and cats.